Jim Carrey to pay Jenny McCarthy $5 million for each year of togetherness?

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are both back on the market.  After five years the couple has split and many are speculating the cause for the breakup is Jim’s depression.  Hugh Heffner has even spoken up and says he is saddened because they were a “magical couple.”  In addition to being a crazy, comical couple the two have been teaming up against autism.  J-J is no more but Jenny is quite possibly leaving with a little extra cash in pocket.  Carrey is said to be giving her $5 million for every year they were together in return for her silence about some of his quirky behaviors – some of which I hear include locking himself in the bathroom with a Buddha statue, not getting out of bed for days and don’t even get me started on the hygiene.  It could also be that Jim wants want the best for Jenny and her 7-year-old autistic son Evan.  Jenny says Jim and Evan are very close and Carrey was able to get Evan through some obstacles where even his mom couldn’t be of assistance.  In any case, we wish the broken family well.