Jeremy Renner on rumors that he’s gay: “I want my personal life to be personal, and it’s not [bleeping] true,” he snarled (reports Hollywood Reporter). “And I don’t care if you’re talking about things that are true, you’re still talking about my personal life.”
What Tom Cruise would think after reading the above: “Man, the press used to always be on my case about being gay. I feel for that guy. I gotta call Renner and connect him to a good lawyer—and a good Thetan.”
Yes, I’m afraid Jeremy Renner is another two-headed acting beast. One head once craved to be recognized and live in a 90-room mansion. The other head now craves anonymity and wants to live in an one room trailer.
Hey Jer: Give that head to a guy who wants it bad—if you haven’t done this already.
Note to future celebrities: Being a movie star is like forgetting to flush a pay toilet in a public lavatory: if the public has to pay to see your smelly crap, at least have the courtesy to explain yourself!
Johnny Depp (back in the day) and Christian Bale similiarly loathed celebrity- hood and the prying paparazzis. But even the Deppster caught on to its perks: “If you don’t hear any cameras click, you don’t get any hot chicks.”
Jeremy’s just gotta chill and take the “privacy pry-ers” with a few grains of salt.
As everyone knows:
“You’re on the red carpet today. Tomorrow, you’re on ‘Celebrity Rehab’ –and sitting between Tom Sizemore and a member of the Lohan family.”