Henrick Vartanian
Messy Hot Mess of a Mess, George Michael, pleaded guilty in a London courthouse today to charges of guess what…., driving under the influence of drugs and possession of pot, according to a report by AP. This got old the last couple of times.
The judge suspended Michael’s driver’s license for six months and warned that the famous pot head, er…, singer could face prison time. The charges relate to an incident on July 4 when Michael crashed his Range Rover into a photo shop in London. The AP reports that tests showed he had taken…, not-pot, but gamma-hydroxybutyrate (hydro what?), a so-called “date-rape drug” because it leaves people groggy and powerless. Yeah that sounds like fun…, NOT!
Michael (47) had regained his driving privileges last year after a two-year suspension in 2007 for another DUI. He was accused of driving into a three parked cars and driving off without first telling the cars’ owners. Nice!
We want our super talented George Michael on a stadium concert stage, not all wrapped up around a tree or parking his car inside a photo shop. Let’s hope George get back to his cool crooner status soon. Fingers crossed.