Levi Johnston – The Moose is Loose

Well, ya gotta give the guy credit for trying, but at the same time Levi Johnston is proving himself to be the one-eyed media monster in Sarah Palin’s worst nightmare (and we kinda like that).  First off, he isn’t a bad looking guy but, did we really need to see him naked in “Playgirl?” If you have a good body and can’t keep your clothes on like Cristiano Ronaldo, that’s one thing but Levi’s photo shoot merely revealed another piece of Alaskan flab. Thank goodness he only subjected readers to the backside otherwise inquiring eyes surely would have been in for “Gorillas in the Mist Part Two.”  Billy Bob, get me my weed wacker!  And his stunt to reunite and quickly break up with his baby mama Bristol Palin screams “Look at me world.  Hollywood I want a job!”  

He is quickly checking off possibilities that will launch him to becoming a red carpet mainstay instead of a questionable red carpet visitor who occasional hangs onto Kathy Griffin’s maternal arm.  

Next on his list is pairing up with an unknown singer for a role in her music video.  Doesn’t that sound smart?  LJ will star opposite Brittani Senser (WTF?) for a bump and grind in her R and B ditty “After Love.”  Apparently the two are just friends but the complete list of benefits in that relationship is still unknown.  So far it looks as if the two are using each other to see who gets more paparazzi attention.  Word of advice Britt, if you’re thinking of this guy as being your launch pad into Tinseltown, he is no Tom Cruise and you are no Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman or Katie Holmes.  Umkaaay? 

But wait.  There’s more.  His latest pitch is to do a reality show which will focus on his campaign to become mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.  “Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office” is being thrown around TV networks and will track his campaign trail and daddy trail.  As long as we don’t add treasure trail to that list, viewers will be somewhat safe. 

The road to politics is a journey suggested by his producers to try and gain ratings and viewer interest.  The current mayor of Wasilla simply advises Levi to keep his clothes on and get a high school diploma.  Good advice!  

-By Charlie Reeves